15 Frases sobre cerveja para você rir com os amigos

Por Clube do Cervejeiro

A gente só não bebe acetona porque tira o esmalte dos dentes.

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Beber cerveja não mata. O que mata é a morte.

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Falam que o álcool causou a morte de muitos. Mas não falam quantos nasceram por causa dele.

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Eu bebo para esquecer. Se fosse para lembrar, eu tirava foto.

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Beber sozinho não é ruim. Ruim é não ter cerveja para beber.

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Dinheiro não compra felicidade. Mas compra cerveja, que é quase a mesma coisa.

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Economize água, beba cerveja.

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Solteiro sim, sem cerveja nunca!

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Cerveja é igual a banho, tem que tomar todo dia.

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Cerveja faz mal quando falta.

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Cerveja não engorda. Ela preenche o corpo de felicidade.

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Eu disse a mim mesmo que deveria parar de beber, mas não vou dar ouvidos a um bêbado que fala sozinho.

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Enquanto eu estiver tomando mais cerveja que remédio, estou no lucro.

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Um dia sem cerveja não me mataria. Mas é melhor não arriscar.

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O álcool não dá futuro, mas dá um passado inesquecível.

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